If you’re looking for the best mean girls quotes to channel your inner sass, you’re in the right place. The witty lines from this iconic teen comedy have become legendary for their unapologetic boldness and biting humor. Whether you need a savage comeback or a reminder to stand up for yourself, these memorable quotes deliver just the right amount of wisdom with a side of attitude. Dive in to rediscover what makes the best mean girls quotes so endlessly quotable—they might even inspire you to approach life with a touch more confidence and a lot more fun.
👑 Classic Plastics Wisdom
“On Wednesdays we wear pink.”
— Karen Smith
“That is so fetch.”
— Gretchen Wieners
“Get in, loser. We’re going shopping.”
— Regina George
“I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom.”
— Mrs. George
“You can’t sit with us.”
— Gretchen Wieners
“I know, right? “
— Regina George
“Is butter a carb?”
— Regina George
“That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.”
— Damian Leigh
“So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?”
— Regina George
“Boo, you whore.”
— Regina George
🔥 Savage Comebacks
“I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular.”
— Gretchen Wieners
“She doesn’t even go here!”
— Damian Leigh
“Ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean, that’s just like the rules of feminism.”
— Gretchen Wieners
“Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits.”
— Gretchen Wieners
“Janis Ian—dyke!”
— Regina George
“One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.”
— Bethany Byrd
“I don’t hate you because you’re fat. You’re fat because I hate you.”
— Regina George
“Get away from me, psycho!”
— Regina George
“Why are you so obsessed with me?”
— Regina George
“I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.”
— Gretchen Wieners
💄 Fierce Fashion & Style
“You wouldn’t buy a skirt without asking your friends first if it looks good.”
— Cady Heron
“Regina George is flawless.”
— Aaron Samuels
“Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.”
— Aaron Samuels
“I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops.”
— Gretchen Wieners
“She wears short skirts and tank tops so her enemies can’t say anything about her outfit.”
— Anonymous
“Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.”
— Karen Smith
“They say that if you’re from Africa, why are you white?”
— Karen Smith
“You can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week.”
— Gretchen Wieners
“We only wear jeans or track pants on Fridays.”
— Karen Smith
“I’m a mouse, duh.”
— Karen Smith
🎓 High School Survival
“Calling somebody else fat won’t make you any skinnier.”
— Cady Heron
“There are two kinds of evil people in this world: people who do evil stuff and people who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.”
— Janis Ian
“Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.”
— Regina George
“If you’re from Africa, why are you white?”
— Karen Smith
“Grool. I meant to say great and cool, but then I started to say them both.”
— Cady Heron
“That’s against the rules, and you can’t sit with us!”
— Gretchen Wieners
“Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant and die.”
— Coach Carr
“I don’t think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.”
— Gretchen Wieners
“We’re going to the mall.”
— Karen Smith
“I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school.”
— Girl in Hallway
💬 Unforgettable One-Liners
‘“It’s not my fault you’re like in love with me or something!”’
— Regina George
‘“I’m kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense.”’
— Karen Smith
‘“That’s the thing with you plastics. You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody hates you.”’
— Janis Ian
‘“Regina George is not sweet! She’s a scum-sucking road whore, she ruined my life!”’
— Janis Ian
‘“You smell like a baby prostitute.”’
— Janis Ian
‘“I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina.”’
— Bethany Byrd
‘“Four for you, Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco.”’
— Damian Leigh
‘“Stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen.”’
— Regina George
‘“I’m not a regular mom. I’m a cool mom!”’
— Mrs. George
‘“Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin, because I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina.”’
— Bethany Byrd
We hope you enjoyed this collection of the best Mean Girls quotes and found some savage wisdom to bring a little extra flair to your day. Whether you’re channeling your inner Regina George or just love a good comeback, these quotes are perfect for sharing a laugh or a sharp one-liner with friends. Keep these iconic lines handy the next time you need a dose of humor, confidence, or just want to show off your mean girl spirit. Stay fabulous and fetch!
About Mean Girls
Mean Girls is a cult-classic teen comedy film released in 2004, written by Tina Fey and inspired by Rosalind Wiseman’s book “Queen Bees and Wannabes.” The movie has become famous for its biting humor, memorable characters, and endlessly quotable lines that perfectly capture the highs and lows of adolescent life. Centered around new girl Cady Heron and her encounters with the notorious Plastics, Mean Girls explores social cliques, self-discovery, and high school drama while delivering clever satirical commentary. Its sharp wit and savage wisdom continue to resonate, solidifying its place in pop culture history.
